The First Story of Super Super

One day, Super Super the oddest superhero in the world went flying through the city to find crimes.

Just then he found a robber stealing a purse out of an old lady's hand. 

He swooped down.  Smashed him into the ground.  Used his super strength to smash his head into the ground a little more than his body.  Then he threw him into jail and took flight to find another crime.

Then he found the same bad guy breaking out of jail.  Then he did the same thing over again.  Then he found another bad guy breaking out of jail who looked very familar. 

"How do you do it?" he asked.  "How do you break out of jail so easily?  And why do you want to steal stuff?"

"Cause I want to sell it on table in the park and become rich... oh and did I mention before that, I'm gonna gloss them so they look new?"  said the bad guy.  "Oh and by the way my name is Tony the Bad-nificent."

Super Super used his super fast mind and thought up a plan to get Tony back in jail and make him stay.  This was the plan:
Smash Tony in the ground.  Pick him up and fly over to the jail with the best security ever.  Lock him up and fly off to find another crime.

So he did his plan.

It worked.
He succeeded.

The End.

I tried to get out of going to sleep
"I need to go to the bathroom"
"Mom, I never got a kiss goodnight."
"Grandma, can't I sleep in your bed?"
"Is daddy coming home - can I sleep on his side."
"Daddy I just can't sleep."
"I'm really thirsty -I just realized I forgot to bring up my water."
But they make me "GO BACK UP TO BED!"
Maybe I can blog instead...

The Weirdo and the Bear

The Weirdo and the Bear

One day a weirdo was walking in the forest like a fashion model - he was walking tall and proud, wearing a t-shirt, some shorts and super long fake eyelashes. 

Then he saw a bear and started screaming like a crazy person! (Which is pretty normal because weirdos are almost always like crazy people.) 

The bear said, "Calm down, calm down.  I won't harm you.  I was just looking for a friend!"

"Then let's be friends," said the weirdo.

From that moment on they had fun together. 

One day the bear took the weirdo to meet his mother.  He wanted his mother to see how nice the weirdo was. 

But the mother was not amused.  She told the weirdo to go into a big pot - and he did.  She said, "Stay there!"  She walked off to tell her son that they would have weirdo for dinner.

The little bear said, "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" in a worried voice.  "I don't want to eat my friend!"

The mother said, "Ok, fine.  Then you and that weirdo better go find us some dinner!"

The little bear ran into the kitchen and rescued the weirdo before his mother could change her mind.

They went off to find a bunny for their dinner.

The End.