The Weirdo and the Bear

The Weirdo and the Bear

One day a weirdo was walking in the forest like a fashion model - he was walking tall and proud, wearing a t-shirt, some shorts and super long fake eyelashes. 

Then he saw a bear and started screaming like a crazy person! (Which is pretty normal because weirdos are almost always like crazy people.) 

The bear said, "Calm down, calm down.  I won't harm you.  I was just looking for a friend!"

"Then let's be friends," said the weirdo.

From that moment on they had fun together. 

One day the bear took the weirdo to meet his mother.  He wanted his mother to see how nice the weirdo was. 

But the mother was not amused.  She told the weirdo to go into a big pot - and he did.  She said, "Stay there!"  She walked off to tell her son that they would have weirdo for dinner.

The little bear said, "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" in a worried voice.  "I don't want to eat my friend!"

The mother said, "Ok, fine.  Then you and that weirdo better go find us some dinner!"

The little bear ran into the kitchen and rescued the weirdo before his mother could change her mind.

They went off to find a bunny for their dinner.

The End.